| "there are 2 kind of ppl in life, those who r portuguese and those who wish they were. life is a bitch and then u die but if ur portuguese u die with pride. Portuguese Pride is in mah mind, Portuguese blood is in mah kind, so step aside n let me thru, cuz its all bout da Portuguese crew... Portuguese love is all around, my fellow Portuguese neva let me down, so sho ur pride & say its tru, cuz Portuguese blood flow threw u. some ppl spend their whole lives trying 2 b perfect otherswere born portuguese. being portuguese isn't just a nationalty its a gift.Not every 1 can b portuguese so hey, dont stress! Vai cagar que isso passa! Beija o meu cu! Vai te fuder seu filho duma puta! U kno ur chop when: -Sum1 in ur family makes wine in their cellar -U have a Rooster Napkin Holder -Christmas Eve is much more important den x-mas -Several Ppl in ur family r named "Joao, Joaquim, Jose-or simply Ze" -Ur mother either cleans houses, baby-sits or works in a factory -Ur father is, yup, u guessed it, a construction worker...wait no mayb a carpentar -U have a charm on 1 of ur chains in the shape of a finger -U have more facial hair den ur dog has on its whole body -U earned ova $10,000 on ur 1st communion -U can hold more den 1 beer in ur hand plus a shot of aniz in the other -Ur drunk by 8:00 A.M. -The mirrors in ur house r framed in gold -Ur house is fully equipped wit 2 stoves- 1 upstairs n 1 downstairs but 4 sum reason u ALWAYS use the downstairs 1 even thou u spent a fortune makin the upstairs 1 look so pretty -U talk wit our hands while our on the phone...or jus in General -The hell wit Turkey n Roast beef! Xmas dinner is bacalhau baby!!! -A barbecue does not consist of Burgers on the grill... Hello?!? can u say sardinhas!?! -Ur garage or cellar is now ur live-in apartment -U no the general beat n the steps 2 the Rancho -U try 2 convince every1 that the chicken dance is a really cool dance -U r at least half an hour late 2 every affair includin ur own special occasions -Ur parents own nine houses in Portugal but complain "o dinero e pouco" -Sum1 in ur family has the name Jose n Maria -U have a picture of the Last Supper somewhere -Wooden Spoon=discipline -U think soccer should b America’s past time instead of baseball -U watch soccer on the Portuguese channel n yell at the TV -U think sardinhas n broa r must haves at any picnic -U've had ur license 4 a month but ur $20,000 car has been "hooked up" 4 a year. Im talkin rims, tints, system.. -Ur parents anticipate u marry ur 1st long term girlfriend/boyfriend -U try 2 do the "messy backstreet boy" hair but u just endup lookin like every other "chop" -Every woman cleans the house on Saturday -Sum1 in ur family plays the accordion/ harmonica or sum instrument of that sort -Going 2 Portugal involves buyin gifts 4 every person of ur 100 member family -Panaleiro is defiantly NOT a pot maker! -Nothin beats a buttered Portuguese roll -U've got that annoyin "P" on the corner of ur windshield (as if we didnt no u were chop already by the way u drive ur car!) -Ur parents r more strict with girls then they r with the guys -Every1 shows themselves 2 b more rich den they r -We r the worst gossipers!! n every1 hate each other even thou u think they're ur friends -Ur parents ALWAYS compare ur life 2 how theirs was 20 years ago back in Portugal -U have a whole farm growin in ur backyard.. im talkin grapes, couves, lettuce, tomatoes, feijoes, strawberries, peach trees, apple trees, fig trees, etc. nothin that u can find at ur local grocery store! -A tru chop can always tells a difference between another chop and an American!"
hahah i found this and the funny thing is, it's ALL true! |
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